Cut Your Gas Costs Now - 10 - Old People

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Save Money on Gas Now - 10 - Old People

Old George P. of Mississippi was driving along minding his business when some whippersnapper in a little fast car almost ran him off the road completely...

He used his cell phone and called the police, who asked 'Are you OK?'

He said 'No.'

Then they said 'All patrols are busy. You should lock your car doors and an officer will be along when one is available.'

George said, 'Okay.' He hung up the phone and counted to 30, and then he phoned the police again.

'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there was some whippersnapper trying to kill me in his little fast car. Well, I caught back up to him. You don't have to worry about him now because I just shot him,' and then he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up all around George's car, and also caught the young racer red-handed speeding around...

One of the Policemen said to George, 'I thought you said that you'd shot him!'

George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'

MORAL OF THE STORY -- Don't mess with old people in traffic!

Chip

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